What 3am Looks Like

10 years ago

This is what our enormous bed looks like around 3am;
Husband in standard locked diagonal sleep position. CHECK
Pug #1 positioned at lower section of bed blocking human leg movement. CHECK
Pug #2 locks covers into secure position preventing cover adjustment ability. CHECK
Pug #2 positions arse towards head securing direct wind to human nose contact. CHECK
4.5, or 2.5, Ninja-Wedges into bed between locked positions. CHECK
Wife alert at edge of bed exits on cue to not return to deep sleep in 4.5, or 2.5’s, bunk. CHECK

Illustration by Husband